Nerd Ranch at Stargazer Ranch
Find us at Element 11 June 19-23rd, 2024!
Burning Man 2022 - 8:45 & B
Our 2022 Burning Man Events (Past)
Contact us: sheriff-spam@nerd-ranch.com
Meowdy! Beam on down to Nerd Ranch, y'all! We've got the hairiest wampas and sharpest lightsabers this side of the wormhole! If your 1-UP is kicking in, and you need refreshment, stop by Gowron's Glory Hole for a cool power-up beverage. Cylons in your tent? Come get deputized as a Sheriff of Nerd Ranch and show them who's the law! If you've been lied to by cake too many times, stop by for Picard Day or Galactic Empire Day and dance your antennae off! So whether you're a hoopy frood who knows where your towel is at or the scruffiest of nerf herders, bring your onesies and tune up your warp drive, because today is a good day to Burn! Yeehaw!